Notice me, I plea,
I drown every time you look at me
Your eyes are great oceans.
Leave me there though, I want to flounder
I can take it. Drowning in you.
You’re all I think of during class
I’m sick and you’re the remedy
You have such a perfect…face.
If you’d just talk to me, you’d find we have great chemistry
I’m chomping at the bit now,
I don’t know how much more I can take
My heart is like one of those bongo drums,
Like in Jumanji, though this is no remake.
My name is Eli by the way,
I imagine you’re called Kate
(because not much rhymes with Bernadette)
So let’s date, I can’t wait, because I think you’re pretty great.